Comment Crusaders T-Shirts

One way only.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"He's not good with criticism."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

Air conditioner.

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Online chat

Open At Other End.

Veterans of Cursive Writing

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

"Getting my daily news fix."

"Whaddaya know - 'Made in hell by former sweatshop owners.'"

"Oh, so NOW you switch the captions off!"

'He's always looking for an argument.'

"Your generation doesn't know cursive."

Just Unfollow!

"I read the comments."

"I'll make them read poorly written cursive for an hour."

3 Minutes since you totally overreacted to someone's online post