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"That's enough, boys! Take it outside or online!"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

I'm Spartacus.

This castle manager job better be for real.

Run, Mike, Run!

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"You've bust your hump."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"She can be outspoken."

Monster chariot races

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

Power Point Hell

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"Well, you're both strong candidates with very similar résumés so we've decided to settle the matter through hand to hand combat."

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'Can I have my quarterback now?'

'Now get out there and execute.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'