Comment Warriors T-Shirts

Coffee, jerk! What's the matter? Sadie discovered flaming, i.e.: Hostile and insulting interaction among internet users. It's been incredible. Who can sleep when you've got endless opportunity to make people feel like crud about themselves?! I also need prescription drugs and steroids. Flaming out.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

Unsocial Networking.

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Cockfight of words

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Woe Befall the Linguistic Interloper

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

Smoke spelling mistake.

'And it's a photo finish!'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Dangerous weapons.

"Ugh...this is hard to read you have bad grahammer."

Always right.

Snare in the inbox.

Contrary opinions matter

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"