Tweet Warriors T-Shirts

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets will never hurt me."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Like.

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Ornithologist

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

My Fair Lady Twitter

'I'm thinking of writing a tweet.'

The twittering president.

"I want conventional and nuclear battle plans on my desk. It's time to take this Twitter war to the next level."

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.