Tweet Warriors Gifts

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets will never hurt me."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Ornithologist

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"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"Can you fit our annual report into 140 characters or less?"

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

The twittering president.