Comment Warriors Pillows

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

Unsocial Networking.

Cockfight of words

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Smoke spelling mistake.

'And it's a photo finish!'

"Ugh...this is hard to read you have bad grahammer."

Always right.

Dangerous weapons.

"Let the name calling begin..."

Snare in the inbox.

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."