Comment Section Warrior Pillows

"Getting my daily news fix."

"I read the comments."

Online chat

Shampoo.

Eldrow

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"I hit reply all too many times."

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

'Yes, Frank. I'm sure you can make two hundred words out of just twenty six letters.'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'

"This the nastiest email that I ever read. I want to use it as our new template."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Amateur Spam.

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

E-mail message - You have a message that isn't junk!