Comment Section Survivor Pillows

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

You people are crazy! Why do you even bother to take the time to write Ignorant, hateful comments on my lowrider blog? FYI, lowriders are an american art form. As american as apple pie!

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Internet Commenter Magazine.

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

When boomerangs argue.

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

No Loitering

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

'Oh yes. It's mentioned here, under side-effects.'

Valentines from your cat

Online chat

"Here lies...died on-line."

Internot - No broadband in your area.

'And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps these red ones are going to give you,'

"Getting my daily news fix."

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

"As a matter of fact, I did get you a Valentine's Day gift."

"Halleljujah! I'm saved!"