Comment Section Survivor Pillows

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

You people are crazy! Why do you even bother to take the time to write Ignorant, hateful comments on my lowrider blog? FYI, lowriders are an american art form. As american as apple pie!

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Internet Commenter Magazine.

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

When boomerangs argue.

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

No Loitering

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

'Oh yes. It's mentioned here, under side-effects.'

Valentines from your cat

"Here lies...died on-line."

Online chat

"We've decided we're going to settle this in the comments of a YouTube video."

Internot - No broadband in your area.

'And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps these red ones are going to give you,'

"Getting my daily news fix."

"As a matter of fact, I did get you a Valentine's Day gift."