Comment Section Spectator Pillows

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Bad business inc.

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"It's not as if I invented the food chain."

The Limits of Satire

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'I am not lactose intolerant! Some of my best friends are dairy-based products.'

'Could you tidy your place up a bit? - I've got some first time buyers coming round this afternoon.'

Doctor to man: 'Don't kid yourself. You don't have athlete's foot - more like couch potato's corns.'

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'

Home mortgages and government bailouts.

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"Hillary Clinton feels that sinners stigmatises people, so from now on, we're to call you service users."

'Big Udder is Watching'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."