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Comments: The All-Comments Magazine

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"There...my blog on lowriders is finally up. Cool! Someone uploaded a post!"

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"You're fired."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

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I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

The Tangents talk it over.

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Let's explore our opinions."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'Just because!'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

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"What's caused the recent increase in radio listening?"

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

Vietnam and abortion atrocities.

"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."

"Don't assume everyone here is a Democrat."

"This looks good—a ninety-six-part documentary about everything."