Tv Survivor Fan Pillows

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Need tickets.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

Robot Bores

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"You been here long?"

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."