Tv Survivor Fan Prints

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Need tickets.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"At least my putting has improved."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Robot Bores

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

"You been here long?"

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.