Word Warriors T-Shirts

"Sire the pedants are revolting !"

The war on illiteracy claims its first victim.

Ban on Free Speech

Shampoo.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Introducing...Anagraman.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Best Seller

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Decapitated coffee.

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Shakespeare in the clink

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'