Comment Section Gladiators Mugs

"That's enough, boys! Take it outside or online!"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

I'm Spartacus.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

This castle manager job better be for real.

Run, Mike, Run!

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"You've bust your hump."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"She can be outspoken."

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

Monster chariot races

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

Power Point Hell

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"Well, you're both strong candidates with very similar résumés so we've decided to settle the matter through hand to hand combat."

'Now get out there and execute.'

Man Juggling Problems

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

'Can I have my quarterback now?'