Consonant Crusader T-Shirts

Welcome to Atla tis. N. Look, Ernie! It's the lost consonant of Atlantis!

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

It's a Dog's life

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Super-Mario Draghi

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"The dollar is falling!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Let the profit-making begin!

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Turn that noise down !

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"When is it my turn?"

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

Sale.

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Ludwig van Beethoven