Consonant Crusader Gifts

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

It's a Dog's life

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Super-Mario Draghi

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"The dollar is falling!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Turn that noise down !

"When is it my turn?"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Sale.

Ludwig van Beethoven

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"