Congestion Crusader Gifts

Man with black eye in Yes To Road Pricing t-shirt: 'I joined the debate'.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Fumes from furniture

Oil shock.

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Cleaner

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'