Commuted Crusader Gifts

Folding Bike.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

Oil shock.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"Not again!"

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."

Video game

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Under the car park.

Bikes versus Cars

The gaming world.

"If this is going to last you're going to need to become a cat."