Commuting Crusader Gifts

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Caged Businessman

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

Oil shock.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

Heavy Traffic.

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

The Glass Floor

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'My problem is that I'm number one in my field and I have no place to go but down.'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

The subway-delay prophet of doom

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