Commute Crusader Gifts

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Commuters Support Group

Under the car park.

Rail Replacement Service

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Commutobile

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

Oil shock.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Monday morning is nigh.

Heavy Traffic.

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

The subway-delay prophet of doom

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.