Collider Crusader Gifts

"Not again!"

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Do not think outside the box!

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Sea Change.

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

Oil shock.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

"I miss the old cubicles."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

It's a Dog's life

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'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

In the Fever Cubicle

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'