Collider Crusader Mugs

"Not again!"

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Do not think outside the box!

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Sea Change.

Oil shock.

"I miss the old cubicles."

It's a Dog's life

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

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In the Fever Cubicle

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'