Controller Crusader Gifts

The gaming world.

Video game

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

"Not again!"

"When is it my turn?"

Let the profit-making begin!

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Caped Character

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"