Controller Crusader Gifts

The gaming world.

Video game

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"When is it my turn?"

Caped Character

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

"Not again!"

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Sale.