Electric Crusader Gifts

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Fish want out of polluted river.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Salmon with a gas mask.

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Net Zero Superstitions

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Life in The Halfassic Age

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'We lost funding.'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

Carbon capture and storage

Bird Green Peace