Electric Crusader Gifts

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Fish want out of polluted river.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Salmon with a gas mask.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Net Zero Superstitions

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Hourglass earth - time running out

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Life in The Halfassic Age

'We lost funding.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Ocean Plastic blues

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Bird Green Peace

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

Carbon capture and storage

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'