Card Maker Gifts

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Worm Bed

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Leaving cards.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Card shark

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Greeting Cards

'I think I'll raise.'

'Occassional cards'

Never date a medical illustrator.

Magicians monkey.

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!