Card Making Gifts

"Oh dear! And we didn't send them a card!"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Magicians monkey.

'I think I'll raise.'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Valentines for Things

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

Cheese Call Center

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Post early for Christmas 2010.

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

Invent Sales Day

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

Killing time, and vice versa....

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."