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'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Happy Easter

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

Thank you bubbles

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

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"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

How logos change over time.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'