Card Design Prints

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Happy Easter

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

Thank you bubbles

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Sign Reform

How logos change over time.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

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"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'