Christmas Card Creator Pillows

"Should we send a card to that couple we met in Cornwall, in 1993?"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Christmas Hugs

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Leaving cards.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

Christmas Craftwork

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

The Perfect Holiday Card

"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

"Dad, since I have an airbrush...maybe I can help make our Christmas cards this year!"

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On ... Dunderhead and Blitzen!"

'We got a Christmas card from King Sverdglink of Lithuania -- when did HE get Christianized?'

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

"I really miss letters."

Hi! -Lo!

Blank Christmas Card

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

We need to create new reasons to give greeting cards.'