Christmas Card Creator Pillows

"Should we send a card to that couple we met in Cornwall, in 1993?"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Christmas Hugs

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Leaving cards.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

Christmas Craftwork

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

The Perfect Holiday Card

"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On ... Dunderhead and Blitzen!"

"I really miss letters."

"Dad, since I have an airbrush...maybe I can help make our Christmas cards this year!"

'We got a Christmas card from King Sverdglink of Lithuania -- when did HE get Christianized?'

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

Blank Christmas Card

We need to create new reasons to give greeting cards.'

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

Hi! -Lo!