Christmas Crafters Pillows

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Christmas Craftwork

Making Christmas Decorations

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

Xmas tree

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

Yuletide

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

The Perfect Holiday Card

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

Turkey draws picture of a human.

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

"Homey Claus!"

'I said she might like it.'

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

"What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over."

Chestnut crafts

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!

Easter Eggs

Christmas monks.

Winter fun!

"Yes, it's family Christmas card photo day again. . ."

"Should we send a card to that couple we met in Cornwall, in 1993?"

'The Glees Rest Home' "Been here long?"

Clancy: Birthday Presents

"I'd like your homemade birthday card a lot better if it weren't scribbled on a bar napkin."