Christmas Crafters Pillows

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Christmas Craftwork

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Making Christmas Decorations

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

Xmas tree

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

Yuletide

The Perfect Holiday Card

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

'I said she might like it.'

"Homey Claus!"

Chestnut crafts

Christmas monks.

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!

Easter Eggs

"What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over."

"Should we send a card to that couple we met in Cornwall, in 1993?"

Winter fun!

"Yes, it's family Christmas card photo day again. . ."

'The Glees Rest Home' "Been here long?"

Clancy: Birthday Presents

"I'd like your homemade birthday card a lot better if it weren't scribbled on a bar napkin."

"Ya know I'm seriously starting to get worried about you."