Teetering Card Kings Pillows

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

House of books.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Too Much Plastic.

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

Greetings!

Valentines for Things

"Cheater!"

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

Diamond Geezer.

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

Games on a train.

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Cards for everyone: Birthday, anniversary and 'I told you so'.