King Of Cards Pillows

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Some card-game puns

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Cheating Death.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

King of Music.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

King completes rubik's cube.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'What if every hand you're dealt is lousy?!'