King Of Music Pillows

King of Music.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

The Unhappy King

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

The Royal Wii

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

King completes rubik's cube.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"