King Of Music Mugs

King of Music.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Freddie Mercury

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

The Unhappy King

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

The Royal Wii

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Karaoke night.

Robbie Williams

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

King completes rubik's cube.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'