Card Warrior Pillows

Too Much Plastic.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

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The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Decapitated coffee.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

I'm color blind, please help.

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"