Card Warrior Prints

Too Much Plastic.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'How about a game of cards?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Best Seller

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Decapitated coffee.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

'Coleridge'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

I'm color blind, please help.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Information Macht Frei

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"