King Of The Castle Gifts

'We'd like to ask you a few questions, regarding your activities in the counting house.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I really don't like how you're always trying to assert yourself."

Father's Day

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'How about a game of cards?'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Basketball

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

The Unhappy King

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

The Royal Wii

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

King completes rubik's cube.

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'