Cleaning King Gifts

Fur'niture

Counting ribs

Rage.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

The Goalkeeper

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

The household cavalry

Like father like son.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'Why not Google it?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"Namaste."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Paul Bocuse caricature

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"There's the remote!"

Giant sandwich bags.

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'You missed a spot.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'