Cleaning King Pillows

Fur'niture

Counting ribs

Rage.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

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The Goalkeeper

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

The household cavalry

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

Like father like son.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Namaste."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Giant sandwich bags.

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"There's the remote!"

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'You missed a spot.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

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