Cleaning Queen Pillows

"Mom sent us over while she gets the carpet cleaned."

Housewife

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't spark joy."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Works every time.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Sweep the board.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'