Cleanliness Queen Pillows

The adoration of the gels.

Biofelineism

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Why would birdie need newspaper?

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Wash your hands

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"