Cleanliness Queen Gifts

The oil, the dandruff

The adoration of the gels.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Biofelineism

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Wash your hands

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.