Drama Queen Of Cleaning Gifts

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

WTF?

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Berta screams out!

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

Doctor Bartolo

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Chekov play and scorecard,