Cleaning Lady Gifts

"You guys going to help out or what?" "Nah." "Doubt it." "Tra... la... la... la... la..."

"This job is definitely worth the minimum wage."

"Lift your feet!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"I didn't spark joy."

The Missing Sock Returns

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Works every time.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

The Last Leaf

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Sweep the board.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'