Cleaning Chanteuse Gifts

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

The Missing Sock Returns

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't spark joy."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Works every time.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Sweep the board.

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.