Cleaning Queen Gifts

"Mom sent us over while she gets the carpet cleaned."

Housewife

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"I didn't spark joy."

The Missing Sock Returns

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Works every time.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

The Last Leaf

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Sweep the board.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'