Tidy Queen Gifts

'Time for bed.'

My mum is very houseproud.

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

The Movers - Decluttering

Desert Island Raking

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

Clearing Away Christmas