Tidy Triumph Gifts

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

TV and cleaner

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Categories are the key to organizing.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

G.P.S. For the Home

Cleaning Lockers.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

The Movers - Decluttering

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

My mum is very houseproud.

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"