Tidy Triumph T-Shirts

Maybe clean out your wallet

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The household cavalry

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

TV and cleaner

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Categories are the key to organizing.

Cleaning Lockers.

G.P.S. For the Home

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

The Movers - Decluttering

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

I think it's time to clean the basement.

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

'May I tidy up the infield?'