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Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

TV and cleaner

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Spring cleaning.

The Messy Sink

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Decluttering. . .

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."